Jen and I are video chatting and she put clips on her mouth and is being a walrus and I love my goob of a girlfriend👍
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases
why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit