agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

(Source: hamtaryo)

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow)

sassypotter:

allabitofablur:

ellanarosetw:

theladymonsters:

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

make a movie.

the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things

Cast Amy Poehler

colstal:

surf-visions:

~

v╳c

yurstrulyceleste:

on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter

how bad is your idea

(Source: impossiblebowties)

fresnel149:

djapavlak:

liv4me:

celer-et-audax:

USS Iowa firing broadside during Korean War

Such great footage.

And that is 300 less screaming chinamen

I heard Marine cartographers used to HATE the Iowa class because they’d have to re-draw the maps every time it fired.

fresnel149:

djapavlak:

liv4me:

celer-et-audax:

USS Iowa firing broadside during Korean War

Such great footage.

And that is 300 less screaming chinamen

I heard Marine cartographers used to HATE the Iowa class because they’d have to re-draw the maps every time it fired.

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

coryy:

who in the fucking world

(Source: pleatedjeans)